Tag: jokes
group name: powerpoints
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July 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT --
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the
ostrich, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 07:42 PM EDT --
Tips for the ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 08:34 PM EDT --
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A PET STORE. PLEASE LIST THEM INDIVIDUALLY.
THANK YOU
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May 30, 2008 04:53 PM EDT --
PLEASE JUST ENTER 1 ITEM ON EACH COMMENT AND LETS SEE WHO CAN GET THIS TO THE VERY END OF THE POSTINGS.
HAVE LOTS OF FUN.
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June 30, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
At one time in my life, I thought I had a
handle on the meaning of the word
. . . more
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July 04, 2008 03:15 AM EDT --
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
to WAL-MART!
Why . . . more
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July 05, 2008 05:07 PM EDT --
Cardboard . . . more
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July 06, 2008 11:30 PM EDT --
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam . Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands . HEMA also has stores in Belgium , Luxemburg, and . . . more
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July 07, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo . . . more
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July 09, 2008 01:37 AM EDT --
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would . . . more
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July 13, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
Baptist Shampoo?
While shopping in a grocery store , two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by
the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer?.
The . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, `Esther, I`d like to ride in that helicopter.` Esther always replied,`I know Morris, but that helicopter . . . more
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May 31, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
VERY FUNNY FOR US WHO REMEMBER
Hollywood Squares:
If you remember the Original . . . more
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May 31, 2008 09:21 PM EDT --
This just proves that we have
become too dependent on our
computers.
Are you male or female?
To find out the answer, look
down....
. . . more
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June 08, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
Female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
True female joke. I offer it to you . . . more
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June 20, 2008 01:49 AM EDT --
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:02 AM EDT --
HERE IS A FUN GAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN. PLEASE NAME THE ITEMS THAT YOU CAN PURCHANSE IN A DRUG STORE SUCH AS WALGREENS.
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM INDIVIDUALLY IN EACH BOX.
YOU CAN . . . more
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June 20, 2008 02:27 AM EDT --
FUN GAME - HOW MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING CAN YOU NAME FOR MEN AND WOMEN?
PLEASE LIST EACH ITEM SEPARATELY IN EACH BOX.
LET SEE WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THE MEN . . . more
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June 23, 2008 02:19 AM EDT --
Growing up as a Kid I remember:
My friends Mom wanting to know
why as off the block.
Not getting caught dead in shorts.
Metal Lunch boxes with a thermos.
The Forest . . . more
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